Interviews:
Glassjaw
- Jul 10 2003
"Pop punk makes me want to kill myself."
Less Than Jake
- Jul 5 2003
"Shitting your pants is fucking hilarious."
Mad Caddies
- Jul 5 2003
"The whole SWAT team busted into the frat and arrested them all..."
Thrice
- Jul 5 2003
"I love the new Justin Timberlake record..."
Gatsby's American Dream
- Jan 4 2003
"...if any other band wants to challenge us at Halo, we'll totally kick their ass!"
Unearth
- Dec 14 2002
"I sell vintage metal shirts to kids overseas who don't understand the value of the American dollar."
A Static Lullaby
- Dec 13 2002
"Rufio...fuck that band. Fuck them. Fuck them in their stupid asses!"
From Autumn To Ashes
- Dec 13 2002
"We had a bunch of WNBA players come on the bus and party with us."
The Curse
- Nov 29 2002
"We pass time farting and eating shitty food, and by having ridiculous conversations
about John Madden's role in society."
The Vandals
- Nov 3 2002
"...I have to masturbate from now on, because my wife is inside burning alive."
The Movielife
- Nov 1 2002
"There's lots of problems in the world, but that is the problem that plagues us all, because we can't escape it."
Atreyu
- Oct 8 2002
"So for the next three weeks, I had this monster, disgusting black eye. As big as a baseball, and just
black."
Rufio
- Aug 6 2002
"If I saw my mom's boobs, I'd like... suffocate and die!"
Piebald
- Jul 23 2002
"...some strange guy came up to Aaron and handed him an envelope..."
Autopilot Off
- Jul 20 2002
"...the best thing to do was to shit in a bag."
Finch
- Jul 20 2002
"I'd be Ricky Riccardo, because I Love Lucy's a rad show, I want to be on that show."
Home Grown
- Jul 20 2002
"Well, I'd rather just jack off onto the walrus with the walrus watching. And then I'd say
Mmm... what a nice tea party that was."
Midtown
- Jul 20 2002
"...I would totally have sex in front of like a huge, huge group of people..."
New Found Glory
- Jul 20 2002
"...we had to stop the show because the ceiling was busted."
NOFX
- Jul 20 2002
Fat Mike actually did an interview with us!
Smackin' Isaiah
- Jul 20 2002
"He had bionic legs, and fuckin' vampire teeth, and this little crooked smile. It was fucked up."
The Æffect
- Jul 20 2002
"I'm always brushing my teeth and flossing and stuff."
Seth Enslow
- Jul 18 2002
"...we trashed a couple 5 star hotels, and broke a scooter in half that we rented for the day."
Straight Faced
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"It tastes horrifying, it's almost the worst tasting thing I've ever tasted in my life..."